Darren: Hey Mr. President, I'm Darren-
Obama: OMG DARREN
Obama: DARREN I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN
Obama: I WAS A STARKID FAN FIRST
Obama: BUT I LOVE BLAINE TOO
Obama: OMG THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
Obama: DARREN I LOVE YOUR HAIR
Obama: DARREN OMG
Obama: DARREN CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH
Obama: HERE JUST DO IT ON THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE
Obama: OMG OHDIGSPBSDOGHPSDJXJ
Darren: ...

